I have an inflatable gene pool. My GPS unit has a lisp. Duct tape is not a hair removal system. Why do the voices in my head only speak Spanish? Like my computer, why can't I have automatic updates?
I was born in 1952, 1956, 1962 and 1967......but not necessarily in that order.
My parents were unusually small for basketball players.
They left me, two years before I was born.
So it's not too surprising that I grew up to be a maladjusted pair of woollen socks.
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