Sunday, November 9, 2008

Snippets

I'm a lot taller on my Blog than I am in real life.
Bees do not enjoy being juggled.
One of my imaginary friends voted Conservative. Where did I go wrong?
My pilot light went out last night. It's never happened before. I'm not sure who to call.
I'm pretty sure Genghis Khan would have preferred a manual transmission.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Should It Be That Colour?

For several months, my aroma therapist, Miyer, had been trying to persuade me to undergo a scan. I finally acquiesced, and I'm so glad I did. It turns out I'm on special this week, and 99 cents per 100 gms is a hell of a deal.
I'm taking an oral contraceptive. My psychiatrist assures me it will prevent issues.
Does anybody know if squid are contagious?
Frostbite is NOT a flavour of ice cream.