Tuesday, October 21, 2008

F - Y - I

Men should not play handball in the nude.
Hip-waders are not acceptable attire when receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.
Pine cones are smarter than spaghetti.
Leisure suits are the most effective form of contraception.
I recommend you avoid the illustrated version of Diarrhea For Dummies.
Do not dress eels in Spandex........it really upsets them.

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