Following his election win, Stephen Harper is planning to outlaw public displays of humour until he wins a majority.
The Department of Subversive Activities, who will be working closely with the Fundamentalist Anti-Humour League; the Mormon Anti-Pleasure Coalition; Cardinal Graham the Dour; the Acme Sackcloth and Ashes Company; and Mrs. Bunty Flagellate of Vancouver, will soon be issuing a statement outlining details of Prime Minister Harper's proposed new law.
Stay tuned for proposed new laws banning:
Flatulence
Miniature Poodles
The "v" in Sven
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Thanks for your factual and current comments on our political situation. We need more people like you that 'tell it like it is'. Bravo!
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