Are you worried about Austrian confectioners?
Have you ever video-taped soup?
Do you wish your nipples were bigger?
Is there an albino raccoon living in your toilet?
Do Mexican tourists laugh at you?
Would you consider dating a Cornish pasty?
Do you have a life-threatening bullet wound?
If you answered 'yes' to four or more questions..........never, ever, tell anybody.
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can I tell you?
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